My comment moderator has implanted his evil man seed inside this woman. Yes… you read that correctly, I have a comment moderator. I found it necessary to have someone moderate for me since J.V.L started leaving strange comments everyday, and since they blocked my Web site from work, and because I am too lazy to install a spam blocker. Anyhoo, they tell me this creature is going to pop out on like Monday or Tuesday at the latest. And because they were unwilling to accept my name suggestions of Leroy or Shaniquai, this child needs a name. I ask for your ideas. We know it’s going to be a boy. Extra consideration will be given to the name that can be translated into both English and French or with a relevance to Star Wars. I am willing to give a signed photo of my breasts to the person whose name is selected. Serious. Um, maybe. I may suck at buying shower gifts, but by offering a photo of my breasts, they can’t say I am not a good friend. I can’t wait until they let me baby-sit. I am totally going to do this http://landmarkhymn.blogspot.com/2007/01/redneck-time-out.html (notice that my link somehow ended up in the comments) I’ll also consider breaking out the bong and ordering some hookers. Perhaps being a care-giver could be a new career move for me. Hmm, something to consider.