I had the pleasure of spending a night up at the cottage with two of my favourite kids this weekend. I still like to borrow kids because I really don't have any maternal instinct. My idea of fun includes brining a bow and arrow, staying up late well past bedtime, and eating chocolate and doritoes for breakfast. Unfortunately their parents canned my ideas. We had a great time though; not just because we ate like pigs, went for a long hike, ate smores, chased frogs, and beat each other over the head with light sabers, but it brought me back to much simpler times. I had a chance to catch up since it's been awhile since I spent any quality time with the kids. I have compiled a list of my favourite quotes heard this weekend.
So do you have a girlfriend? - "Gross, why would I do that!" (smart thinking kid, stay clear, we're nothing but trouble)
Dude - you farted, you stink! No more hotdogs for you. "It's not the hotdogs, I have to poo." (trust me, that's the hotdogs)
"Will you be the judge of our smore competition?" (you don't have to ask twice)
"I'm using ashes for the road we're making ...get it ashfault.. makes sense doesn't it?"
and my personal favourite.....
"Christina, I can see you trying to be sneaky with your camera" (you got me kid, nothing gets past you)