Hey look... I'm back! Now that I've changed the background, and rearranged the links, this site is entirely different. We've already established that I'm completely neurotic, so let’s just carry on before I get anymore hateful phone calls from good friends reminding me that the purpose of this site is not to have a creative outlet for personal expression, but it exists solely to entertain them. I'm a good friend... I'll respect their wishes. About a week and a half ago I had a clear direction of how I wanted this site to be. Then some things changed; I turned into George Costanza last week. It was very much like the episode where George abstains from sex for so long, and he becomes really smart and focused, but as soon as he has it, he becomes a complete moron again. Last week I accidentally knocked a candle over on top of my head which resulted in a new shorter hair cut, and I was caught attempting to take erotic photos of my breasts in the living room while unexpected roommate walks in. (NO... you do not get to see those photos.) Enough said about that. I think I may be back to normal again. My plans for a new blog which will be incorporated into this blog still exist, but I've changed my mind about the template 5 times and it's going to take a little more coding then expected. I edited the CSS and layout almost entirely by myself with just a little help from the truly amazing Aaron. To all my bored friends who have complained that they have nothing better to do with their day except check out my Web site, I give you the "I love the Hoff Super Fantastic Activity Handbook." (PDF 2MB) This should keep you people busy throughout the day.