I went down to the market yesterday for a little photo roam and some cheese. Feeling totally uninspired and fresh out of new ideas, I sat down on a bench when I spotted LL Cool J breakin it down for his bad self in the reflection of the Byward Cafe. Of course I immediately whipped out of my camera. I was snapping away when I heard... "Hey... are you Canadian?" Me - Nah, I am blonde haired, blue eyed Korean. If you want to take pictures of something, you should take pictures of me, a 41 year old punk. Me - Ok. You can title this Jesus, in big bold letters underneath my picture. Me - ok, if I am Korean, you can be Jesus. That's fair. I am a terrorist Jesus says, wanna see my weapon of mass construction? Me - Mass construction, do you mean mass destruction? Jesus - no, weapon of mass construction. Of course I obliged. This afternoon was turning out to be more amusing then I expected to be. Some things I learned yesterday... Jesus likes cigarettes and beaver tails. And when I am fresh out of new ideas, all I need to do is sit somewhere for a minute, I am a magnet for freaks.