I had thought of something funny to write last night but I was also drunk and I have no idea what it this morning. It could have possibly been thoughts on midgets or Koreans and how I am lacking friendships from those said groups. It might have been a story about how my favourite lebanese corner store employee became a comedian/pilates instructor. Maybe I was thinking how awkward and uncomfortable it's going to be for me to do presentation this morning to a group of male colleagues on the importance of meta data after watching them last night laugh at a variety of sexually explicit jokes which included a bit on vibrating tampax. I'm not sure... it's all a haze this morning. I must get ready for work and focus on midgets; oops... i mean meta data. A presentation this morning on midgets would be much more interesting though.