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« October-2006 »
Me on TV
Everytime I get in front of a camera I freeze. I am awkward, uncomfortable and I develop this facial expression that makes me look like kermit the frog. When someone puts a camera in my face I yell and run away. Ironic I know. I have been interviewed on TV twice in my life. In typical Christina style, I twice made a complete ass out of myself. I will spare you the full details of the interviews but it went a little something like this... "So what type of work experience do you have?" Me - (big smile on my face) Absolutely nothing! "Why should a company hire you?" Me - because I am FRESH, FRESH, FRESH! In retrospect, I should have said because I am blonde, I have big boobs, and I look good in a short skirt. It would have been an equivalent. That quote has haunted me for many years. For the next 2 years when I walked into my local corner store, the little lebanese lady would taunt me and say - Hey look... it's the fresh fresh fresh lady. This is when I first realized how the media twists and distort things. Those were not my actual reply's to the questions, my statements were taken out of context. Now I only believe about 10% about what I see on T.V. Except when it comes to Heather beating Paul, Katie and Tom's wedding, and Lindsay Lohan's fire crotch, oh and Amazing Race. That is all real. Andrew has his own version of this T.V. I like his better.