I think they should have the advertisement changed to: "In need of a good colon cleansing, have a Big Mac!"

About every 3-4 months I get an overwhelming urge to eat one of these. Perhaps it's subliminal messages on TV or maybe it's just that I am having a bad day and I am sadistic enough to make it worse. I have a very sensitive stomach to grease and other bad foods and it never fails to end with the same result. It goes a little something like this...

11:00am - the day isn't going so well. I start thinking about fries and the Big Mac "special" sauce.
11:30am - i have a moral personal debate with myself discussing the pros and cons of digesting one of these.
12:00pm - i start to think of healthier alternatives. it never works, once i start thinking about the Big Mac, it always wins.
12:30pm - i'm at the mcdonalds; it's crowded and it smells bad, yet i still wait in line for my corporate death burger.
12:40pm - i inhale the death burger in minutes feeling extremely guilty as i do.
1:00pm - i sprint back to the office; that burger wants to come out as fast as it went in.
2:00pm - im at my desk; my stomach and i are in agony. i curse the death burger.
3:00pm - still cursing the death burger
4:00pm - still cursing the death burger
5:00pm - i walk the long way home and try and convince myself that this will make up for the garbage i ate at lunch.
6:00pm - death burger is all gone at this point, i eat a salad for dinner and tell myself that i will never eat another corporate death burger ever again.

If that fact were only true.

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